Reporter #1 would like to explain to you why she’s bummed by this headline.

I feel really sorry for this kid. I mean, it’s bad enough that (s)he’s two-faced, but to then have both of those faces used in porn? That’s just like adding insult to injury.

You know, dearest Reporter #1, the plural here doesn’t necessarily mean two.  It could mean many, many more.  Like twelve.  In which case, this kid would be able to declare “My sides are many, my angles aren’t few.  I’m the Dodecahedron, and who are you?”

And on that note, I hereby dedicate this post to our newest reader Milo, whose parents gave him an awesome name, and who will, I hope, never be bored.

Sometimes I censor the phone numbers and other identifying information in the pictures you guys send me.  In general I don’t think it’s my place to subject local businesses to the potential craziness of the internet.

Big guys, however, are fair game.  And New York’s Lehman Center is pretty big.  If Roberta Flack is going to perform someplace, that place probably has the budget to run its signage past first-year English majors, you know?

This picture was snapped by an anonymous RPB elf.

HEAD. DESK.

Thursday: the day when the weekend is so close, yet so far.

Sort of like the punctuation choices made by Old Navy!

Check out this fabulous Yahoo! article to brighten your Thursday.  Hint: apostrophes.

Oh, okay, here’s the screengrab for posterity and laziness.

(Hat tip to Galen!)

Apparently there is a ten-digit number belonging to Delivery that has been wrongly imprisoned.  That’s gotta be it, right, Lisa?

You don’t even get to debate about this one.  To make it even more cut-and-dry, Colleen says this store got it right (or fixed it, I guess) on the door.  They just didn’t think it was worth investing in the extra apostrophe for the big sign everyone sees, I guess.

Reporter #1’s sister-in-law found this beauty. Thanks, Sister-in-Law-of-Reporter-#1!

There’s nothing wrong here!  Reporter #1 is  just seeing mistakes everywhere.  This obviously comes from the well-known dramatic work, Dialogue Between States, by W.P. Whoever!  See?

Vermont: I challenge you to a competition in nonsensical outbursts.  You may go first.

New York: Performance dealer!  Bo shino!

Vermont: Okay, I can’t top that.  You win.

So, see?  New York states only “Performance dealer! Bo shino!” and it wins the competition.  Nothing to see here.

Rick found this on Time.com’s website.  At the time I wrote this post, it was still incorrect.

Rick says:

I thought a publication as venerable as Time would have better proofreading, but it seems that online, nobody can see you spell… or something.  …They also misrepresented “Guido” as “Guide” but, that’s not really a spelling error.