She says, “Guaranteed call to mall security.”
Ayup.
Symbols that don’t make sense
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May•
14•10
Podcast celeb Sage forwarded this beauty:
(Click image for DetroitFunk, the original source.)
I’m not even entirely sure what category to put this one into… Thanks, Sage!
Prime error, is what.
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May•
07•10
And a cheerful Friday send-off. These have been making me giggle for a while.
Firstly, we have “Prime Rose Oil,” which I just love. But even better is this:
Why do we need? OMEGA!
I mean, it’s so cheerful you almost can’t fault it for being wrong.
Happy Friday!
OMG AJC
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May•
03•10
Susan’s back again with this. Susan’s headline kind of says it all. (For those of you tiny-text-challenged, I’ve got the transcription below.)
Text says:
A southwest Atlanta woman who went missing early Saturday afternoon has been found, safe and sounds.
Willie Mae Tiggs went missing sometime around 1:30p.m. Saturday after leaving her southwest Atlanta.
Sometime after 8 p.m. Tiggs was found. It is unclear where she was found or where she had gone.
Um… yes.
Monday Twofer!
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Apr•
26•10
Reporter #1 Sarah has sent in a WEEK’S worth of posts for your viewing pleasure!
Firstly, she is upset about this:
She says, “I will not send my child to a school that does not know how to spell its own name.”
To some extent I think we have to let businesses name themselves stupid stuff, even if it drives us nuts. Don’t get me started on Toys “[backwards R]” Us! That said, you definitely don’t have to send your kid there, though.
I do completely agree with you on this one, Sarah:
Sarah says “I have no words.” Which… yep.
Susan the Second: Ooookay!
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Apr•
16•10
The perfect send-off into the weekend. I’m not sure what this means, but it sure is fabulous.
Philosophy of our fathers
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Apr•
09•10
In the third (and, as far as I’m yet aware, final) installment of my father’s “Errors Through Israel” photography series, we have this rumination.
What, exactly, is a non-open pit? Lao Tse says that the most important thing about a bowl is what isn’t there… a bowl without an empty space wouldn’t be a bowl. Is a pit that isn’t open a pit?
Ah, grammar and Lao Tse. That’s how to start a weekend.
Nice hours if you can get ’em
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Mar•
12•10
Intrepid correspondent Meg found this one at a Duane Reade, noting “…and yet, I shopped there at 9:45pm.”
Sketchy in at least two ways
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Jan•
04•10
Kacia got this one in her email. Check it out.
Kacia said “I wonder what a job distription is, exactly?” I, on the other hand, wonder what job they’re recruiting for…
A serious steal
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Dec•
18•09
Bill found this lovely example of new math. Or new journalism, or something. Either way: that’s one cheap airport!
Thanks, Bill!