Laura writes:
It starts off telling you how to figure out what to order, and not to grab a table before you order. But then you get to the last little mini-paragraph on the sign at Noodles & Co., and you see the attached.
Is it bad that I’m tempted to take a Sharpie and add a comma and a semi-colon? There are actually 2 signs in the restaurant, more or less identical. (And no, this isn’t actually hand-written. They’re mass-produced, and there’s at least one in every location.)
No, Laura, it’s not bad. It’s natural. Give in to your urges. Carry a red pen!
I’d say it needs a comma after “meal” and a period after “know.”
But a period would require a capital letter. Hence my urge to go with the semicolon.
Eh. That “W” could be capital. But I could go either way.
I would like to know how they judge whether or not you are 100% in love with your meal. I mean, what if I’m 93% in love with it? I’m still entitled to the free meal, right?
No way, Mike. It’s identical to the “w” right before it. It’s gotta be a semi-colon.
I think I should blow up the image and practice drawing commas and semicolons that just blend right into the font.