Thanks to Davery, who spotted this and knew we needed to see it. (Click image for link to original location!)

…it turns out there is a GrammarTroika Sister #4!! I can’t even. Why her three sisters didn’t point this out when I named them the GrammarTROIKA is the question. Demerits! Demerits for everybody! Anyway, it’s way too late to rename them, so here we go with a submission from GrammarTroika Sister #3 (who is, it …read more.

Once again: if you are going to spend money to print something that is going to hang in public, don’t you read it first? Thanks, Davery.

…and as we all know, spring is about capriciousness. With weather, for example, but also with capitalization, as Q has discovered on Atlanta’s own MARTA. Arrrgh. Which is obviously what the gentleman with the painful back is saying. And speaking of that gentleman, this is a great opportunity to suggest that you all trot over …read more.

Part of my decline into Oooooold has involved an increase in the number of pills I take a day. I gave up last year and bought one of those pill cases that has not just a compartment for every day, but two compartments for every day, so you can fit in the breakfast pills and …read more.

Jake’s first-ever submission was bad enough. It really was. Now his second submission comes with the horrifying explanation that he sees this every day at work. Jake says: The sign is ABOUT mistakes! Was it on purpose? I have no idea, Jake, but I can tell you that if I had to see this every …read more.

I just don’t even with this one. Reporter #1 notes “It’s not just the weirdness, it’s the inconsistency.” You certainly have a point, Reporter #1. But it’s also the weirdness. I’m so confused. Does anybody have any light to shed on this?

Reporter #1 was playing my game of trying to explain away the horror on some signage. Surely there must be an excuse. Right? RIGHT? I was ready to make the case for this being right because it COULD be saying that “panini is italian for sandwich”… except for the pesky quotes… and the fact that …read more.

Katie says she noticed this sign, then went back and bought a cup of coffee just to get a picture of it. That’s dedication, peeps. Katie was especially confused by the “understand our willing.” Because yeah. I hope that coffee was good, Katie!

They aren’t. I don’t care if you’re using the meme generator over a picture of Mother Theresa (which: please don’t). You still have to write it correctly. Reporter #1 agrees with me. I remember it. But I refuse to acknowledge that memory based purely on the creator’s inability to use the proper form of “you’re” …read more.