Susan W. submits these two photos from her favorite international grocery store.  Again, I’m not mocking these for their poor English — although I do wish companies big enough to print labels and ship internationally would hire copy editors — as their English is obviously oodles better than my whatever.  It’s the unintentional hilarity I cannot resist (and neither, apparently, could Susan!).

Susan says she’s glad that the latter product takes the time to warn that it might be dangerous for pregnant women.  Yeech.  Personally, I’m going to have the word “musthroom” in my head all day.  Say it:  MUSTHROOM.  It’s awesome.