Susan found this t-shirt beautifying a local high school football game.  Look closely!

(For the vision-impaired:  that says “No one has ever drown in sweat.”)

I’m a fan of hyphenating “no-one,” but I know that’s not universally accepted, so “no one” gets an easy pass.  But I’m curious about “has drown.”  Is that a verb-conjugation error?  Or is it my old friend, the Southern Loathing of -ED, which leads to “can vegetables”?