Normally I ignore those little ads on the right side of my Facebook page. If I tried to red pen all of them I’d have a full-time job right there! But this one was just too good to miss.
Did you catch that, guys? Nurses are in Desperate Need. It does make one wonder why anybody would want to become a nurse, given that they’re in such Desperate Need. It’s so desperate that it has to be capitalized! And that sentence fragment at the end just completes the disaster.
I’ll just say it. Clearly, nurses are in Desperate Need of sweet, sweet love.
Which Dave and I are only too happy to provide.
Wait, did I type that out loud?
NURSES CAN BE GENTLEMEN TOO, GENTLEMEN!