It’s not that I don’t enjoy a fully-grown modern man invoking a curse against another fully-grown modern man. I totally do. It’s just that this letter from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert seems to also contain a little punctuation abuse.
Here’s a screen-cap, for posterity (edited only for layout). Click to embiggen.
I was going to red-pen this, but it’s more fun like a puzzle. How many things annoy YOU, Dear Reader?
This makes “my brain hurt!”
Let’s start with the Comic Sans. Really not the font of choice for a rant.
“What” does he think he is “communicating” to his public?
Laura hit on the best part: this is a bitter, angry rant. . . written in Comic Sans! The rampant unnecessary quotations are just icing on the cake.