The fantabulous Reporter #1 went off to a crafts fair just to represent RPB.  Remarkably, she says she found only one RPB-worthy item!  Fortunately it’s a good one.

Reporter #1 suggests that perhaps Jenney just has a strange fondness for the letter “e.”  And who wouldn’t?  It’s a great letter.  So would you like to buy an “e”? I’m opening the door… it’s not often that I offer.  Well, could you ask for more?  It’ll cost you just a dollar (adjusted for inflation since the 70s!).

I’m sorry, CTW.  Please don’t sue me.  It’s really your fault I have the lyrics to songs sung by an orange puppet stuck in my head three decades or so after I first heard them.