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Braising a ruckus

Written on August 29, 2011 by admin

Categories: just wrong, subject/verb and structure, words & syntax

More adventures in imported-grocery stores!

At first I thought I was going to just give this a “just wrong” categorization, and I snapped the picture surreptitiously as I ran past.  Now I realize there are actually two errors here, besides the obvious.  Unless the sauce itself has been “seared at a high temperature and then finished in a covered pot with a variable amount of liquid,” it is not, in fact, braised. And of course “For All Purpose!” needs to be pluralized, even if we forgive the capitalization and exuberant over-use of exclamation points.

But honestly:  all-purpose?  Maybe I just know too many geeks, but I wouldn’t tempt most of my friends with a bottle of food-smelling all-purpose sauce.  This product needs a warning label.



One comment on “Braising a ruckus”

  1. Gregm

    When I was in Nanjing a couple of months ago, one of my favorite mis-transliterated (of which there are many in China) was in a big park/nature area: deer braising station. I assumed that this meant deer-raising station, but now that you mention it…

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