Reporter #1 would like to explain to you why she’s bummed by this headline.

I feel really sorry for this kid. I mean, it’s bad enough that (s)he’s two-faced, but to then have both of those faces used in porn? That’s just like adding insult to injury.

You know, dearest Reporter #1, the plural here doesn’t necessarily mean two.  It could mean many, many more.  Like twelve.  In which case, this kid would be able to declare “My sides are many, my angles aren’t few.  I’m the Dodecahedron, and who are you?”

And on that note, I hereby dedicate this post to our newest reader Milo, whose parents gave him an awesome name, and who will, I hope, never be bored.