Reporter #1 found this on the Consumer Reports website (a direct link requires a subscription).
I have nothing further to say about this nonsense.
I like your circles, Reporter #1. I’d add some where we learn the microwave offers “excellent at” and “very good at” things.
I think this looks like an auto fill type form. The ratings on C.R. are Excellent, Very Good, etc. So, it seems like they just inserted the average rating in a pre-set verbiage???