This submission from Colleen came with the cheerful invitation to “feel free to a-linger while you’re having your tires aligned!”
But honestly, Colleen: did you stop and ask what an alingment was? We don’t know for sure that it’s a misspelling; it could be a totally new procedure that, say, electric cars need, and we just don’t know. If you want your full quota of RPB points, you need to get out and ask. None of this slacker journalism, peeps! 😛
Much to my husband’s chagrin, I did, in fact, ask the gentleman behind the counter if the sign was supposed to be offering “alignments.” It was. The employee seemed less than concerned that the sign was incorrect. I received a shoulder shrug in response to my correction.