The lovely Lauren over at Ballywick (to whose very clever twelve-step program I linked back in April) submits this, noting “It’s a five-alarm fire!”

This is going to crack me up all day.  I’ve always loved the construction “fool X,” as in, “Those fool dogs keep chasing the squirrels right into the fence.”  I love imagining what might cause someone to refer to “fool bathrooms.”

Thanks, Lauren!