Reporter #1 found this and remarked,
It’s a good thing they don’t teach punctuation at preschool!
But it is never too soon for you to start teaching your daughter disdain for this sort of thing, Reporter #1. I eagerly look forward to her first submission. Mwahaha!
Never fear, I am raising Captain Smarty-Pants. She will be participating before too long.
I will LMFAO if your daughter gets us a submission.
Kid: Mommy. Why is that letter capitalized? It’s not at the beginning of a sentence and it’s not the name of a place or a person.
Mom: Yes, dear. There are a lot of extremely stupid people in the world. I’m so glad you’re not one of them. Now let’s take a picture of it for the redpenbrigade.com website.
Reporter #1’s kid is more likely to say that in French. Or Old English.