Ah, the Minnesota State Fair.  Home of the deep-fried Norweigan banana split, hotdish on a stick, and “Pig Lickers.”  Also home, apparently, of evil grammatical gnomes.

Kacia says:

Folks, this establishment is PROOF of the finite apostrophe theorem: that if you keep using apostrophes where they’re not needed, signs like this will be forced to do without them!  Either that, or it only serves The Fairs, whoever they are.

Also, I’m baffled as to why the word “Only” isn’t in all-caps, while the entire rest of the sign is. Hm.

Oh for hideousness, Kacia!