GrammarTroika Sister #2 says “Yes, but I’m not convinced you’re the best choice.”

I mean, people abuse quotations all over the place. We know this. But if there’s a place you want to not do that, it’s in reference to a specific service at a specific price. Just don’t. Thanks, GrammarTroika Sister #1!

…because this is gonna give y’all hives. I guess we could all imagine that this was designed by a very sarcastic employee who was taking dictation from her boss at the time. Right? Thanks, GrammarTroika Sister #2!

I don’t even know what this one is. I mean, it’s obviously a punctuation error, but this isn’t even a place I’d normally use punctuation, so. Mmm ice cream. Thanks, GrammarTroika Sister #2!

My friend Casey’s mom found this at a flea market! I will admit that I sat here for a second trying to figure out what in the picture was from or related to Oregon. Then I had a *facepalm* moment.

Reporter #1 finds the most interesting… can we even call them errors? Maybe? I mean, this seems likely to be incorrect, no matter how you spin it. But I suppose there is an explanation out there in the world that would make it acceptable. I’d just like to know the story!

This… doesn’t look tasty. In answer to your question, Grammar Troika Sister #1, however, I do have to point out that you probably can eat this device, if you break it up and don’t try to chew much. I’m not sure it would be advisable to do so, however!

Happy Monday! Somehow, I imagine it was a Monday when the person responsible submitted the order for this sign — and Monday again when the printer printed it — and Monday again when it arrived and was mounted by someone who just did. not. care. Thanks, GrammarTroika Sister #1’s friend Christen!

Kacia says: <badfrenchaccent> En garde! Charcoal, I challenge you to a duel! I will burn you with my gaseous flames! </badfrenchaccent> I dunno, I’d rather play with laser cats. Also, hi, world! Welcome back! To me, I mean.

Weird Al gave us a song, and now Red Rocket Farm has given us… an official piece of art! Hey, if states can have Official Everythings, so can we. Click through to play on RRF’s Tumblr, or check them out at Red Rocket Farm. (And if you want to laugh until you pee, read Jason’s …read more.