Typo or vegetative transplant?

Written By: admin - Sep• 18•09

Margaret S. rocks the international submissions with this gem, noting that she’s actually never seen holly in Jordan.

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I don’t like picking on non-English speakers, as I’ve said before, but: 1) this is a major advertisement for a big business, not a hand-lettered sign, and 2) it really isn’t like “Holy Land” isn’t a common enough phrase.  Jordan isn’t quite as riddled with “Holy Land Bakery” and “Holy Land Hotel” and “Holy Land Souvenirs” as the lands a bit further to its west, but seriously, it’s not like they misspelled “antidisestablishmentarianism” or something.

And now, I shall include the other angle Margaret shot of this sign, just because it is awesome.

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Thursday: ahhhhhh.

Written By: admin - Sep• 17•09

So you know how hard it is to find a decent mechanic, right?  We moved a while back and hadn’t found one in our neighborhood, but finally needed to because of some small issues with my husband’s car.  So we asked for references from people and ended up at a place near our house.  They seemed great.

Then, as we were leaving, I saw this sign, and gleefully reached for my camera. My husband audibly rolled his eyes and moaned “Oh, come on, they’re nice, leave them alone!”  I said “No, no, it’s okay… they got this one right.

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Because yes, my friends, there are two mechanics, and they are both named Pete.

You may join me in a moment of grateful, pleased silence.

Knitter’s love apo’strophe’s too

Written By: admin - Sep• 16•09

Leah S. submitted this lovely bulletin:

This is clipped from today’s Knitting Daily email from Interweave Press.  Not only do we have a misplaced apostrophe, but there’s also clear evidence of lazy or non-existent proofing in the next bullet point.

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I don’t know… I think some people just really think you use an apostrophe after every instance of an abbreviation.  I was thinking about that this morning, while contemplating adding “Mini Moo’s” to my coffee…

Wait, what?

Written By: admin - Sep• 15•09

Okay, so I got this from Reporter #1, who we all know is awesome.  She helpfully titled it “The kind of Beef you find in The ocean,” which is funny because of the capitalization errors, see?  But I… kind of didn’t get the rest of it.

Turns out, after several e-mail exchanges, that this is because I’m not from Buffalo.  And it also turns out that “weck” is a thing, specifically a bread-type thing, and that (as Reporter #1 so aptly notes), “Beef on weck at a fish fry?  I mean, it’s not Lent, but … is it a fish fry or is it beef on weck?  To say nothing of the funky capitalization.”

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So! We learn two things today.  One: people in Buffalo are weird.  (No offense, readers in Buffalo — in case I have any readers in Buffalo other than Reporter #1!!)  Two:  a “weck” is a roll of Bavarian origin that is popular in Buffalo.

Now THIS is what I’m talking about.

Written By: admin - Sep• 14•09

Occasionally, something that might otherwise be considered an error simply brings me great joy.  I found this perfect example at an Asian imports grocery this weekend.

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I mean, honestly:  don’t you wish all eggs were kindly eggs?

Eggcorn… in French!

Written By: admin - Sep• 14•09

I’m including this one without hesitation because the correct expression is so well-known in English.

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The correct expression is “déjà vu,” which means “already seen.”  “Vous,” however, is also a French word — the formal “you” — and so Q is right that this qualifies as an eggcorn.  I’m not sure what “already you” would mean.  And since there ought to be two pretty accent marks on “déjà,” I’m calling this one on spelling as well.

A whole new number system?

Written By: admin - Sep• 11•09

John wonders,

Is this a new form of mobile phone network?  Or is this a usage that I haven’t seen before?

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I think it’s pretty clear from the story itself that the writer meant 4K, not 4G.  But hey.  Details.

And today… answers!

Written By: admin - Sep• 10•09

Yesterday Kacia wondered where the apostrophes had gone at the Minnesota State Fair.  Turns out they’d just migrated.  Jessica says:

Aha!  I have solved the mystery of the missing apostrophe at the Minnesota State Fair!  It was in fact kidnapped and smuggled to our state fair, where it and its brethren were wildly inserted before every S in sight.  One specimen was even disguised as a paw print, but unfortunately that doesn’t make it any more correct.

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Wow, Jessica.  That makes me itch just to look at it.  I can’t wait to see what our State Fair holds next week!

Uff da!

Written By: admin - Sep• 09•09

Ah, the Minnesota State Fair.  Home of the deep-fried Norweigan banana split, hotdish on a stick, and “Pig Lickers.”  Also home, apparently, of evil grammatical gnomes.

Kacia says:

Folks, this establishment is PROOF of the finite apostrophe theorem: that if you keep using apostrophes where they’re not needed, signs like this will be forced to do without them!  Either that, or it only serves The Fairs, whoever they are.

Also, I’m baffled as to why the word “Only” isn’t in all-caps, while the entire rest of the sign is. Hm.

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Oh for hideousness, Kacia!

The monster’s under the bed.

Written By: admin - Sep• 07•09

The very ritzy, brand-new work/live/play complex near our house has movies in the “park” (a centrally-located, slightly green area) weekly during the summer and early fall.  I spotted this lovely abuse of an apostrophe there last weekend.  Actually, I think this one counts as a double mistake:  the apostrophe is incorrect, and the correct title has a comma after the “s” as well.

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