Not tremendously exciting, but still an intriguing use of random capitals, a debatable hyphen, and one gleefully extraneous comma!
Closeup:
So, the Best Western in Roswell, GA, features this carpet in not one but at least THREE locations in its lobby and entranceways:
What I find especially interesting is that the hotel also has plenty of these, often only inches away:
I wonder if they just didn’t notice that half of them are spelled wrong? Or they just don’t care?
Sarah writes:
when iTunes denied my child her Blue’s Clues, I got the following. … Apple has failed me! :^(
I guess the programmers there need to sit down in their thinking chairs and think, think, think. ‘Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time, we can do anything — even master subject-verb agreement!
In fact, you are so ugly, that your spouse is going to vacation without you. In fact, he’ll probably run off with the cute girl who makes the cocktails. And they will live on the island forever, breeding perfect, gorgeous children and acting as spokespersons for some incredible charity. And you know why? BECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY.
Laura writes:
It starts off telling you how to figure out what to order, and not to grab a table before you order. But then you get to the last little mini-paragraph on the sign at Noodles & Co., and you see the attached.
Is it bad that I’m tempted to take a Sharpie and add a comma and a semi-colon? There are actually 2 signs in the restaurant, more or less identical. (And no, this isn’t actually hand-written. They’re mass-produced, and there’s at least one in every location.)
No, Laura, it’s not bad. It’s natural. Give in to your urges. Carry a red pen!