It’s the middle of the month (is too.  Play along.), and I’m bored, and… new Robi-banner!  This is the second of the several Robi the Awesome gave me for my birthday.  Enjoy!

Meg says this is one of her pet peeves.  I would be less charitable.

I love Willy’s Mexicana Grill, and I’ll tell you the #1 reason why, which is that their sinaloa tofu is actually delicious, and doesn’t make me feel like a second-class citizen for avoiding meat.  But I don’t care how delectable that orange juice and garlic marinade is, it doesn’t make this apostrophe abuse okay. I …read more.

There’s lots to talk about here, but Colleen draws our particular attention to Rule #7, which she feels indicates her HOA is out to kill her.  I think she’s right. I’ve been trying to parse that in a reasonable way for ten minutes, and it’s not working.  Anybody?

…and this jumbo shrimp clearly has vaporized vegetables.  Right, Katie K?  This is pretty clear to me, so I’m not sure why you sent it in. Oh wait a second… what the heck are vaporized vegetables?

It is indeed April Fool’s Day.  But this packaging is 100% for real. I want to meet the people who write these things.  I imagine them as very deep thinkers.

You could go several ways with this one. Men: Restroom.  Men’s restroom.  Or, you know, if it’s that kind of place, it could be indicating where one would find men, which is near the place one would find the restroom, and then you’d go with a nice comma.  Colleen feels it’s a declaration of manliness …read more.

Al had fun in a bakery!  He found these, and wondered if the name meant “cookies for morons.” Now, the internet informs me that this is a thing, and… OMG there is a Global Cookies website! Sorry, got distracted there.  Anyway, it’s a thing, so there’s nothing wrong with this label.  Fortunately, this tray was …read more.

Reporter #1 sends in this snapshot she took, explaining that “For those of us who live in Tim Hortons country, it’s that festive time of year called Rrroll up the Rrrrim to Win!”  She also mentions that “since I haven’t ‘won’ so much as a free coffee, I can’t really speak to what this means.” …read more.

Galen found this exciting new job opportunity at Seven Days Classifieds. She notes, and it’s true, that we can’t know whether the employer or some website editor is to blame here.  But also? “Assitant” isn’t a word, and even the most basic of spell-checks would have caught it.  It doesn’t even have the Spell-Check Excuse.