As Reporter #1 notes, we’ve had several posts from Tops Friendly Markets recently. They’re not quite MARTA, but we thank them nonetheless.
ANYWAY, she found this cutie in an email flyer and sent it right along.
Reporter #1 wonders “What is a Tasting Shrimp?” I actually read it slightly differently and wondered what a new-tasting shrimp would taste like. Then I got a little nauseous.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who can take an idea and run with it, mentally speaking, for miles and miles. Reporter #1 saw this at a Tops Friendly Market and concluded that these veggies were produced
… On an industrial farm where they have to stew in their green bean filth in too-small cages and they never see the sun.
If your RPB spidey-sense is tingling, yes, Tops is a repeat offender.
We really are the perfect duo. Reporter #1 sets ’em up and I knock ’em down.
At first I thought I was supposed to be traumatized by the lack of an apostrophe in “Tops.” That turns out to be okay. The real mystery is what the heck this even means. An even number of WHAT? The noun here is “corn,” specifically corn that appears on a cob. But saying “an even number of corn” makes no sense a-tall. FIX IT!